Zohran Mamdani’s win as Mayor of New York City has plunged Bangladeshi kids into unprecedented horror as their parents update their “minimum success requirements” to include becoming a mayor of a megacity before turning 30.

Born in Uganda, of Indian heritage, a former rapper, fluent in Bangla, and now a 34-year-old mayor, Mamdani has single-handedly redefined “acceptable success” for Bangladeshi parents everywhere. Now they can go beyond the usual: “Your cousin got into IBA on the first try” and “that neighbour’s kid is already in Canada.”

“Immigrant, handsome, educated and mayor? He’s even younger than my son!” gasped one visibly traumatised Gulshan mother. “I thought my boy doing BBA from North South was enough. Clearly, I have failed as a parent.”

Reports suggest several families have already replaced framed family portraits with Mamdani’s campaign posters. In Banani, a father reportedly told his son, “You’re 28 years old and still need to Google how to change a light bulb.” That man is running New York.”

‘He speaks Bangla; he’s basically ours’

In Jackson Heights, New York — fondly known as “Little Bangladesh” — Bangladeshi aunties are claiming partial, and in some cases full, credit for Mamdani’s victory. It’s also why Bangladeshis everywhere have now declared Mamdani “basically ours”, conveniently ignoring his Indian and Ugandan roots.

“Mamdani amader chele! We made him win—America should thank us,” proclaimed Naznin Baby, president of the Jackson Heights Association of Bangladeshi Aunties, while forwarding the news on five different WhatsApp groups.

Moments after the results, a full-fledged victory rally erupted in true Bangladeshi style with slogans like “Amar bhai tomar bhai, Mamdani bhai Mamdani bhai!” and “New York er maati, Mamdanir ghaati!”

Sociologists describe Mamdani as “the ultimate weapon in the South Asian parental guilt arsenal.”

“He’s an immigrant’s child who became a mayor at 34, used to rap about justice, holds a bachelor’s degree, and looks like he stepped out of a Netflix romcom,” said Dr Lopa Ahmed, a family psychologist. “He’s every parent’s dream and every child’s nightmare.”

Since the election results, multiple Bangladeshi WhatsApp groups have gone wild with forwarded messages reading: ‘Zohran achieved this, what’s your excuse?’

Some parents have even formed informal “Mamdani Benchmark Committees” to reassess their children’s progress. One leaked list reportedly categorised achievement as follows:

1. Below Average: Passed HSC without retake.
2. Average: Got a job with a salary over Tk80,000.
3. Above Average: Published a research paper in Nature.
4. Outstanding: Mayor of at least one megacity with a degree, preferably from Harvard

Bangladeshi youths enter existential crisis

Across Bangladesh, the news has triggered mass self-reflection and huge panic among the under-35s.

“I woke up, checked Facebook, saw Mamdani grinning, and immediately deleted my LinkedIn,” confessed 25-year-old Sumaiya, a recent university graduate. “How am I supposed to compete with someone who can rap about housing policy and demands more taxes from billionaires?”

Job-seeking youths say their parents’ new “Mamdani Standard” is creating impossible expectations. “My mother said, ‘If he can run New York, you can at least run a shop in Bashundhara City,’” said Arif, a 29-year-old unpaid intern.

Psychologists warn that parental pressure may reach record levels during Eid family gatherings, where “so, what are you doing these days?” will now sound less like conversation and more like airport-level interrogation.

Dhaka coaching centres launch mayoral training programmes

Responding to the crisis, several Dhaka coaching centres have already announced “Political Grooming Courses for aspiring mayors” for children aged 10–16.

“Our 12-week programme teaches kids how to debate, campaign, and say ‘Thank you, aunties’ in Bangla, Hindi, Arabic and High Valyrian,” said one Mirpur institute director. “By SSC, your child should be ready for municipal-level elections.”

Meanwhile, one Dhanmondi family has taken things further by enrolling their son in guitar lessons, debate club, and community service — “to cover all bases.” His father explained, “If Mamdani can do it, what are his excuses?”

The Mamdani Effect spreads

Sociologists have coined the term “The Mamdani Effect” to describe the rapid inflation of parental expectations following one exceptional immigrant’s success.

Before the election, Bangladeshi parents’ dream list included “doctor,” “engineer,” and “government job.” After Mamdani’s victory, that list now reads:

1.          Mayor of New York

2.         Nobel laureate

3.         Married before 30

4.        BCS foreign cadre (One parent said, “Sorry, that’s non-negotiable”)

In some households, children report being scolded for absolutely unrelated issues under the Mamdani banner. “Dude, my mom said, ‘Mamdanir paa dhoa paani kha’ after I missed an A in my political science exam.

Editorial note

At press time, Mamdani was reportedly meeting community leaders, speaking fluent Bangla, and thanking the Bangladeshi community once again — a move experts say will guarantee another wave of parental hysteria in South Asia.

Meanwhile, Bangladeshi youths everywhere are quietly deleting Facebook and LinkedIn and praying that their parents never discover their Spotify rap playlists.

As one anonymous victim of parental comparison told The Business Standard:

“If Mamdani ever becomes US President, I’ll just move to the moon.”