Instagram model and self-proclaimed wellness guru, @GlowingAngelXoreena, has reportedly fainted during a livestream after fasting for a whopping two hours. Sources say she was attempting to document her “empowering” Ramadan morning routine when the incident happened: she collapsed after skipping her 12th cold-pressed juice of the day.
Eyewitnesses say she had been sharing a series of Instagram stories, in which she expertly demonstrated how to “hydrate your soul” with a Tk1,500 matcha latte made from the tears of endangered butterflies, when disaster struck. “She was doing fine at first,” said one follower who had been glued to her stories for inspiration, “but then she posted a picture of her ‘simple, clean and mindful’ meal for sehri: just a single almond and a sip of organic coconut water. The next thing I know, her ‘health guru’ image was lying flat on the floor.”
Doctors confirmed that the cause of the incident was likely due to an extreme fasting regimen involving detox teas, spirulina shots, and an avocado toast that was more “aesthetic” than substantial. “She’s going to be fine,” they said, “but we’re not sure how much more kale and yoga poses her body can handle. Maybe some real food with carbs would help next time.”
Shadman Sakib Zahin, a friend of the model, stated, “She told me she was preparing for her ‘most authentic Ramadan experience yet,’ where she planned to break her fast with a superfood-packed smoothie bowl. But it’s hard to hydrate when you’re only consuming things that you need to Google first.”
On the bright side, her fainting video went viral on social media and is now a new chapter in her #JourneyToWellness cookbook, currently in the making—which, according to some followers, is still better than Keka apa’s noodle bhorta recipe.
As for her next post, she’s already back on Instagram, posing with a bottle of “rehydration serum” and assuring everyone that her “mind, body, and soul are thriving”. “Wait till she faints again in like 5 seconds,” someone poked fun at the skinny, malnourished Xoreena (zero figure in her words). “Eshob baad diye bhat kha!” commented a middle-aged woman, reportedly the model’s frustrated mother.